Monday, February 06, 2006

I love SBCC

I'm a fifth year senior at the University of California, Santa Barbara. Well.... I was. In an apparent effort to make my life more difficult the university has kicked me out. Contrary to popular theory, I did not blow anything up, I did not drink or smoke too much or get caught doing either, and no matter what my Dad says, I didn't sleep with the chancellors daughter (I don't even know if he has one) or Mrs. Yang. I was kicked out because I have too many units. I say that again, because it bears repeating, I was kicked out of a university because I compleated, with satisfactory marks, too many classes. My question then is "Why the fuck don't they just give me a degree?" The logic of the UC system boggles the mind. Retarded monkeys doing meth couldn't come up with some of the fucked up rules and beurocratic red tape that this fine institution has come up with.
So i am now the Van Wilder of Santa Barbara City College. I have completed my major. I am four classes short of a degree. The irony is, by all logic, going to city college for a quarter is a much better decision. I saved 8k$, well, Dad saved $8,000. The UC apparently got what it wanted, what that is I can't understand ( I think i can't understand it because I don't have a degree yet). The girls at City are so much nicer, and amazingly more attractive. The teachers are more helpful and want you to succeed, not engrossed in some esoteric research that in reality only matters to them although they think is the cure for cancer, aids, and global warming. Also, City is just a more asteticly pleasing environment. It's on the mesa and overlooks Santa Barbara Harbor. So now I have attended arguably the two most beautiful colleges in the US.
I'm not really going anywhere with this post. Sorry to disapoint. I just wanted to ramble about life for a second. I have some better posts brewing but I've been swamped with school. I'm actually trying to study this quarter and it's bringin me down, lol.